A current student who is obsessed with animals, asked Eric, our current Program Assistant,
"Do you have pets?"
"No, but I grew up with pets," Eric replied.
"Oh, You look like someone who would have pets," the student said.
"What makes me look like a pet person?"
"I don't know, maybe it's your clothes or something."
At camp a few months later Eric and the same student had this exchange:
"Where were you," the student says to Eric.
"I went for a run," Eric replies.
"Did you see a bear?"
A tutor, Kelsey, brought her student to church one Sunday morning. After church the student excitedly held up a $5 bill for Kelsey to see.
"Kelsey," he says, "This church passes around baskets of free money!"